Evil China Apparently Wants Australia To Elect The Party Who Don’t Start Trade Wars With Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The coalition is continuing to frighten Aussies with the threat of 'China,' by claiming the communist nation wants Labor to win the next...
Francis Bourgeois Hangs Up His Conductor Hat After Being Relieved Of His Go Pro At Goodna Station
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what may be the worst news of 2022, the most beloved internet figure since Zyzz has now officially...
Australian Republic Movement Not Really Capitalising On The Whole ‘Royals Are Rock Spiders’ Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Republic Movement have today continued to play nice, despite having a slam dunk sitting right in front of them.
The Queen's once-favourite...
Pete Davidson Escalates Feud With Kanye By Asking If He Still Likes Fish Sticks In His Mouth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPete Davidson has rapidly escalated his feud with Kanye today, finally breaking after a torrid two weeks of social...
Local Cupid Blows Girlfriend Away By Getting Packet Of Choccy Bullets Delivered At 9pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local bloke has tonight been able to successfully swerve potential blowback from Valentine's Day, by quickly getting in and sorting out a...
Local Woman Worries Return Of Dr Dre And Mary J Blige Will Trigger A Comeback Of Low Rise Jeans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
In startling news for women nationwide, low rise jeans could be on the horizon, which also suggests bums might be out, and...
Local Graphic Designer Uses Winter Olympics As An Opportunity To Tell Everyone He’s Been To Japan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A self-described ‘Powder Hound’ has skillfully used the broadcast of the Winter Olympics, to boast to everyone in his surroundings that...
Bloke Hobbling Into Pub Wearing Moon Boot In February Must Really Know How To Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local ‘Sesh Lord’ is turning heads this afternoon, hobbling into the front bar of a popular South Betoota establishment just...
‘Undercover Boss’ Remake Cancelled After Nation’s CEOs Refuse To Experience Frontline Work
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Fans of early ‘10s TV have a whole new reason to be depressed this week as the reboot of ‘Undercover Boss’ was cancelled...
Did You Know: The Gold Coast Has Had A Team Playing In The AFL For 11 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fun fact of the day time!
The Gold Coast has actually had a professional Australian Rules Football team for over a decade!
And...
