PM Hospitalised With Exhaustion After Completing A Full Day Of Work Lobbying For The Church
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been rushed to hospital after experiencing what has been described as ‘extreme exhaustion.’
The medical emergency occurred...
Jenny Informs Scotty That He Probably Doesn’t Want Her To Translate All Of This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's federal Empathy Consultant Jenny Morrison has today told the Prime Minister that he probably doesn't want to hear what she's got...
Man Who Had To Go On Reality Show To Find A Partner Claims He’s Slept With 350 Women
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The ratings monster that is Married At First Sight is back on TV screens, and for lovers of reality television, it is living...
Every Single NRL Club Confirms The Boys Are Looking Real Good At Pre-Season Training
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some good news for fans of the greatest game of all, it can be revealed that every single NRL club is humming...
Federal Government Scrap ICAC Bill After Seeing How Easily People Can Get Hold Of Their Text Messages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The government has confirmed today that it will abandon an election promise to establish a commonwealth integrity commission, citing concerns around how devastating...
Cricket Australia Drops Off A Carton At Barnaby’s Office As A Thank You For Distracting Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The national cricketing body has today raised eyebrows, by making sure to sort out a case of grog for the Deputy Prime Minister...
Aged Care Minister Colbeck Tells Senate To Relax, All Those Oldies Had A Good Innings Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Richard Colbeck has today told the nation to just calm down a little bit.
Facing calls for his resignation, the Federal Aged Care...
CSIRO Launch Experiment To Examine Whether Politicians Are Physically Capable Of Saying Sorry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's peak scientific body has today announced a landmark study, aimed at answering one of life's great questions.
The Commonwealth Scientific and...
Friendly Goth From School Now Proud Mother Of Two Darling Little Goths Of Her Own
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A red-lipped ‘Black Veil Bride’ has resurfaced on Facebook this week, uploading a photo to confirm she’s now the proud parent...
Queenslanders Call For A Foreign Ownership Ban On Property Investors From Down South
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As property prices continue to surge around the country, the Sunshine State has today asked our leaders to introduce some controversial new regulations....
