Channel 9 Producers Worry MAFS Won’t Be Able To Top Last Two Weeks Of Confrontational Tantrums
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the nation's major television networks has today revealed that they are seriously concerned about one of their flagship programs.
Speaking to...
Teacher Upgrades Mazda 3 to Mazda CX-5 After Picking Up New Role As Year Group Coordinator
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Boasting Smart City Brake Support and 19’ alloy wheels, a local school teacher has been spotted around town flexing their latest...
Boyfriend Dragged To Movies Must Choose Between Timothée Chalamet as Dystopian Sand Prince or Quirky French Revolutionary
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Betoota man is caught in a deep Youtube vortex this afternoon, researching some movie trailers before taking his girlfriend...
Boomer Understands Supermarket Staff Aren’t To Blame But Someone Needs To Get Yelled At
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Like many Australians, local shopper Terry Newton (66) has not been able to pick up all the items in his weekly big shop...
Local Patriot Acting Like There’s Only A 24 Hour Window For Him To Fire Up the Barbecue Each Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the sun sets on the 26th day of the month of January, a local patriot has sought to keep the fire burning....
PM Defends Our Patriotic Right To Uphold 244 Year Tradition Of Spreading Diseases At Australia Day Parties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
To say Scotty From Marketing is disappointed with Australians is an understatement, even though at this point it’s fair to say the feeling...
Report: Tuesday Frisbees Getting The Nod Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
With the silly season well and truly coming to an end, many Aussies are trying their hardest to enjoy the back end of...
Donna Hay Launches New Cookbook ‘Farm To Air Fryer’ To Support Nation’s Transition To Frozen Dinners
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Australia’s Queen of the Quiche Tin, Donna Hay, is set to launch a brand new cookbook in response to the nation’s...
Rising NRL Star On Greyhound Bus To Coffs Harbour Catches Self In NFL Day Dream
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A young NRL prodigy has dared to dream this afternoon, wistfully fantasising about what life must be like as an NFL...
Fully Staffed Cafe Accused Of Witchcraft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota cafe is under investigation following an accusation of witchcraft due to the cafe being fully staffed.
Previously, French Quarter vegan art cafe...
