Boring Partygoer Who Finally Thought Of Something Funny Crushed As Conversation Changes Topic
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A man whose defining personality trait is his job title has attempted to join a conversation, it’s reported.
Steve Matthews, a ‘Big Four’...
Home and Away Writer Fired For Not Reaching One Car Crash Scene Per Season Quota
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A Home and Away writer has today been fired after going against the norm and seriously breaching their contract.
Clearly stipulated in bold,...
Unsupervised Lads Strutting Into Cinema Unprepared For Furious Wrath Of Holiday Mums
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An audacious gang of West Betoota lads are about to be knocked down a peg or three, unaware they’re walking into...
Local 3rd Grader Ostracised At Pre-Season Training For Not Putting On 30 Kegs Over Christmas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has had a rough end to his Wednesday night, after being forced to train alone at his footy club....
Local Dad Mercilessly Heckles Hungover Waiter During Family Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Dad Ken Gillespie (59) is really enjoying giving it to the hungover waiter at a family breakfast this morning, it has...
National Cabinet Unveil Plan To Stop Teachers Leaving Profession With An End Of Year Pizza Party
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
With teachers nationwide throwing their hats into the ring or threatening to strike, National Cabinet has had to get a little creative...
Foreman Reckons Apprentice Knows A Thing Or Two About What’s It Like To Have A Meat Shortage Haha
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local foreman has today announced that if anyone knows something about a meat shortage, it’s the new apprentice, Toby.
It’s alleged the topic...
Twice Defrosted Pluto Pup Re-Enters Deep Freezer Thanks To Postponement Of Tamworth Country Music Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local food truck operator is believed to be rugging up this afternoon in preparation for some hours work in her...
WA Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Geraldton Truckie’s Loss Of Taste Attributed To Overdone Steak Pie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Western Australia Health authorities have today dismissed the possibility of a positive Omicron case within the transport industry.
This comes as two new local...
Nationals MPs Spotted Rolling Into The Gold Coast Meriton For Barnaby Joyce’s Bucks Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Look out Gold Coast residents, there's a bunch of fellas who've just landed and are ready to paint the town red.
Reports from...
