“It’s Just A Cold, Mate. The Virus Hates The Heat,” Says Brisbane Man Who Can’t Taste Anything
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A Brisbane construction worker is confident that his sudden cold is just a cold because the Sydney Sneeze hates...
Government Calls On Nation’s Toxic Males To Bully Their Mates Into Getting The AstroZuchinni
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After trying nothing and failing, state and federal governments are asking young toxic men to bully the population into...
Latest NSW Government Modelling Suggests They Have No Fucken Idea What’s Going On
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The latest modelling done by the NSW Government has been leaked this afternoon and it does not paint a...
“This Virus Is Harmless” Says Man Recording His Show Live From The Studio He Made Sky Build Him Inside His Rural Mansion
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A Sydney man who claims this virus is nothing but a mild flu has shown how brave he is...
Patriotic Boomer Has No Choice But To Get The AstroZuchinni After Learning It’s Aussie Made
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A gibbering old fool from our town's Heights district has decided this week to stop being such a social...
Byron AirBnB Host Takes Another Non-Refundable September Booking From Some Dumb Sydney Yuppie
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A Northern Rivers woman says a new Porsche is on the cards this Christmas as yet another breeding pair...
Feds Announces New GladysKeeper Scheme For Sydney In An Effort To Prevent Election Demolition
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The situation in New South Wales is now as bad as a header catching fire in a paddock full...
Changes To Sydney Lockdown On July 31 Will Allow People To Visit Casino, Attend Auctions
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The people who live in the country's largest open-air sewer will be given some freedoms, according to government insiders,...
Government That Handled Outbreak Poorly To Announce Victory Over Delta For The Second Time
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The de facto leader of Victoria is set to announce an easing of restrictions this morning after a second...
Bondi Man Plays Devil’s Advocate And Suggests Fencing In Westies Might Get Him To Byron By August
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A Bondi man who got in touch with this masthead today to complain about something got sidetracked and suggested...
