WA Premier Mark McGowan Goes Into Isolation After Admitting He Was In NSW Back In 1968
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The West Australian Parliament has been plunged into chaos this afternoon as the State’s Premier Mark McGowan admitted to...
North-West NSW Farmers Say They Just Want A Bit Of Recognition For Their Sacrifices
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The Sydney Sneeze has jumped the fence and is now coursing through the veins and arteries of regional NSW,...
Andrews: “Can You Please Put A Fucking Ring Of Steel Around Your Stupid Fucking City Please For Fucks Sake How Fucking Hard Is It?”
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The Premier of Victoria Dan Andrews has asked his mid-northern counterparts to please put a fucking ring of steel...
Private Schoolboy Thanks “Mummy Gladys” For Giving Him Some Dumb Country Bogan’s Jab
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A future leader of this country has thanked the NSW Premier today for making sure he and his family...
Hunter Valley Lockdown Forces Hen’s Night To Find Another Wine Region To Get Blackout Drunk At
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The faint slap of half-digested cheeseboard and white wine hitting the lawns of Hunter Valley wineries will not be...
NSW Government Gives The Spicy Cough To Regional Areas In Exchange For Their Jabs
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The New South Wales Government has set this horrible plague upon regional areas this week in exchange for their...
Young People To Be Given Access To Pfizer When The Boomers Say They Actually Want Moderna
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The government has issued some good news today for the nation's young people, saying they might have access to...
PM Tells Olympians To Pick Up Some Duty-Free Japanese Michelle Pfeiffers On The Way Home
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Our Olympic heroes are being asked by the Prime Minister today to perform one last noble gesture on behalf...
“At Least I Don’t Have To Wear That Stupid Apron,” Bartender Says Looking On The Bright Side
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A grown man shouldn't wear an apron unless he's in the kitchen, says one out-of-work Sydney bartender, who says...
“Blah! Blah! Blah! This Is All Your Fault, Not Mine,” Gladys Tells Sydney’s Young People
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Despite being denied access to jabs since day dot, the Premier of New South Wales has told the Harbour...
