Sydney Begins Lockdown Today After 7 Weeks Of Practice
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The people of the nation's inverted portaloo are waking up this morning to their first day in lockdown after...
Prickly Mothers Group WhatsApp Chat Spawns 15 Rebel Side Chats For Sole Purpose Of Bitching
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All hell has broken loose in a mother's Facebook group this week, despite it originally being a support network for young mums.
The ‘Mums...
Queenslanders: “Annastacia, Hard Border Now. Chop Chop. My Grandpa Is Not Ready To Die”
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Inaction right now will cost the lives of countless Queenslanders, that's the message that South-East Corner Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk...
“Do I Have The Virus – Or Am I Just Uncaffinated And A Bit Sad?” East Coast Man Asks Himself Each Morning
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An older man who lives out on the east coast in some sort of settlement beside the sea has...
Dutton Says He’s Thoroughly Enjoyed His Iso Project Of Catching And Killing Indian Myna Birds
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The Defence Minister is currently halfway through a 14-day isolation after getting sucked into the Indooroopilly delta cluster earlier...
Gladys: “Sydney To Come Out Of Lockdown Once We’ve Beaten Melbourne’s Lockdown Record”
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The roadmap for the nation's weeping anal fissure to come out of lockdown has been revealed today.
Sydney will come...
Brad The Breakfast Sausage In A Suit Offers To Tell Off The Mean Journalists For Gladys If She Likes
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Hero Of The Pandemic Brad Hazzard has offered to yell at reporters today for Premier Gladys Berejiklian because he...
Report: Why Do The Blokes Who Wanna Let The Virus Rip Always Look Like They’d Be First To Die?
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A new report commissioned by the nation's peak scientific body has concluded that it's almost always the people who'd...
PM: “Net Zero By 2050 Is Irrelevant Because Most Of My Government Will Be Dead By Then”
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The Prime Minister responded to claims made by a group of international leaders that humanity is facing a 'code...
Byron Panic Buyers Strip Personal Bidets From Supermarket Shelves As Lockdown Comes Into Effect
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Devices used to blast faeces from the bleached arseholes of Byron residents have been stripped from supermarket shelves throughout...
