PM’s Advisor Lies Awake At Night Wondering Why Scotty Called West Australians “Cave People”
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One of the Prime Minister's Bloke Advisors has told this masthead this morning that last night, he lay awake...
Man Makes Sure To Get His $3300 Worth Out Of Hotel Quarantine By Smoking Nude On The Couch Like A Cat In The Afternoon Sun
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A Betoota man who was thrown into hotel quarantine for declaring on his Queensland Border Pass that he'd been...
“One Death Is A Tragedy, A Million Is A Statistic,” Says Private School Boy Who Says Let It Rip
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A young Old Boy from one of our town's most exclusive and leafy schools has quoted Joseph Stalin this...
Dan: “Victoria Can’t Learn To Live With The Virus Until After My Next Election”
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The Victorian Premier has seen what taking an elimination policy has done for other state leaders around the country...
Public Servant Who Suggested Grey Nomads Can Pick Fruit Has Obviously Never Met A Grey Nomad
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A bead-wearing public servant who once upon a time either took the light rail or a BMW to work...
Man Does His Mental Health A Favour By Throwing TV Off Balcony Before These Clowns Come On To Lie To Him For 45 Minutes
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Fed up with his base-level of anxiety that's largely consumed his life for the past 18 months, a locked-down...
Report: Dad Still Obsessed With Stevie Nicks
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A local dad Phil Riley has confirmed that he still holds a torch for Stevie Nicks.
Feelings that have somehow never dwelled after...
PM: “We Should Be Focusing On The Cricket And Our Next Test Match Against… Oh For God’s Sake!”
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The Prime Minister started his afternoon press conference by telling reporters that he was tired and didn't want to...
“We Wish It Were Different,” Says Scotty After Backing His Beamer Into Another Car At The Yarralumla Shops
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Scott Morrison has told another Canberra motorist that he wished things could be different after he reversed the prime...
Perth Journalist Faces Execution By Anti-Aircraft Gun After Suggesting It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until Delta Arrives In The DPRWA
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A Perth-based journalist is facing execution by anti-aircraft gun after suggesting to Mark McGowan, the de facto leader of...
