“Hello, I Am Victor Radley’s Wife. Please Let Me In,” Says Queenslander Just Trying To Get Home
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A Toowoomba man who's been trying to get home for weeks has been caught trying to cross the border...
Government To Make Dying From The Virus Illegal In An Effort To Combat Impending Deaths
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The Prime Minister has put the nation's poor, sick, old and, disabled people on notice today in Canberra by...
Tim Minchin Leads West Australians Home Through Desert After McGowan Appears In A Burning Bush
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Popular entertainment identity Tim Minchin has vowed today to lead all lost West Australians home in time for Christmas...
Dan Andrews To Enjoy A Pint Of Varnish From The Bottom Shelf In His Garage Tonight As Victoria Cracks A Tonne
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The Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has told journalists in Melbourne this morning that tonight, he's going to be drinking...
Scotty Says He’d Do Something About Western NSW If There Was Something In It For Him
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison told the media this morning in Canberra that his heart breaks and it goes out...
Ten Blokes Down At The Nets Exercising In Pairs Swear To Police They Don’t Know Each Other
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Ten blokes using five cricket nets just over the border on Milparinka were forced to tell police this afternoon...
Hazzard Maintains Best Health Advice At The Moment Is To Not Catch The Spicy Cough Because It Might Fuck Your Shit Right Up Big Time
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New South Wales Health Minister Brad Hazzard has told reporters in Sydney this morning that he has spoken to...
Lack Of Breadmaking Content Suggest This Lockdown Can Go And Get Fucked
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From our free and happy inland port city, a lack of breadmaking content from our friends and enemies in...
Frog From Silverchair’s Debut Album To Sue Rock Group Saying He Never Agreed To Be Stomped On
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The frog that appeared on the cover art for Silverchair's 1995 debut album 'Frogstomp' is taking the band to...
Western Australia Closes Sydney Consulate Following Morrison’s ‘Cavemen’ Comments
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The Democratic People's Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA) have closed their Sydney consulate today as relations between the city-state...
