Study Finds Singapore’s Lockdown-Compliance Robot Would End Up In The Nearest Body Of Water If Introduced Here
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A report commissioned by the Federal Government into future public health compliance has suggested that the introduction of a...
“The AZ Is Too Risky!” Says Brisbane Man Who Rides Those Electric Deathtrap Share Scooters Around South Bank For A Laugh After Ten Schooners At The Fox
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At 61-years-old, Brisbane man Damien Chester knows nearly all of his organs will go in the biowaste bin down...
Annastacia Thanks All 16 Queenslanders Who Turned Out To Be Tested As State Records No New Cases
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The Premier of our state's south-east corner has praised the people of the south-east corner for showing up to...
Government Adds People Over 50 Waiting For The Michelle Pfeiffer To Endangered Species List
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The Federal Government has officially added people over 50 who are waiting for the young person's jab to the...
Barnaby Unsure If Latest Hot Flush Is The Virus Or Just Last Night’s Longneck Of Shiraz Playing Tricks On Him
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Like any regional man over 50, Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is terrified of the Sydney Sneeze.
He has seen...
Barnaby Unsure If Latest Hot Flush Is The Virus Or Just Last Night’s Longneck Of Shiraz Playing Tricks On Him
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Like any regional man over 50, Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is terrified of the Sydney Sneeze.
He has seen...
Broken Hill In Crisis As Smiley Frtiz Logs Are Replaced With Devon Meat At Local Supermarkets
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The ethnically-South Australian city of Broken Hill is in crisis today as the town's supermarkets are forced to replace...
‘Say What You Want About Lockdowns. They’ve Cured My Mondayitis’ Says Former City Worker
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There was a time, two years ago, when Miles Tannerman would have to get dressed and feed himself in...
Man Who Was Really Into His Golf Last Summer Says He’s Into Smoking Meats This Summer
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When Betoota Grove man Alistair Sands finds a new hobby, he says, he commits one-hundred percent.
Last year when this...
Target Employee Briefly Peers Into Potential Shoplifter’s Bag Before Resuming Vacant Stare Into Distance
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A target floor manager has today been spotted staring into the abyss, just two hours into his shift.
Onlookers report seeing the young man...
