Albo Recalls Cabra Keneally’s Arduous Journey To Australia In The Smoking Section Of Business Class
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has come out swinging against those in the community and those in his own party...
PM: “All You Have To Do Is Disappear Completely For A Week And They Forget All About You”
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As the walls begin to fall in around the New South Wales premier Gladys Berejiklian, the Prime Minister has...
Bondi Man Reckons Sooking Westies Should Have A Go In Life And Maybe One Day They’ll Live Near A Beach
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A Bondi man who has nipples the size of pikelets has told The Advocate that he had a red-hot...
Former Anarchist Sighs After Catching Reflection And Seeing He’s Become A Bugaboo-Pushing Yuppie Sell Out
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A French Quarter man who was once suspected of blowing up a Diamantina Credit Union branch office has told...
Epidemiologist Prepares To Fade Away Into Obscurity As They Warn People To Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
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A local epidemiologist has told The Advocate today that they're preparing to fade away back into academic obscurity as...
Labor In Damage Control After Kristina Keneally Was Spotted Granny Shifting Her New 1995 Supra Down John Street
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Labor's pick for one of the most multicultural electorates in Australia has been spotted driving her new 1995 Toyota...
Ricciardo: “Yeah Sure Winning Is Great But How Sick Is This Race Going To Be On Drive To Survive Next Season?”
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West Australian Daniel Ricciardo won the Italian Grand Prix overnight in spectacular fashion after two of Formula One's biggest...
Hopeless Romantic Convinced She Hasn’t Heard From Crush As He’s Clearly Scared Of His Feelings
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A local woman has today pulled the ultimate self comfort con job, after convincing herself the bloke she hadn’t heard from in over...
Gladys: “There Will Be No More 11 AM Pressers. Enjoy The Picnics And Go Fuck Yourselves.”
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The New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the people of her state that her government cannot be...
Labor Begins Election Campaign By Parachuting A Rich American Into Most Economically Disadvantaged Electorate In Australia
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According to the purveyors of eternal truth, the ABC, the Division of Fowler is the most economically disadvantaged electorate...
