“Why Didn’t What’s His Face Bring Barnaby? I Love That Guy,” Says Biden Walking Into State Dinner With That Fella
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US President Joe Biden has expressed his disappointment this morning after walking into a State Dinner with Prime Minister...
Bored Woman Planning To Make Some Croissants Visibly Shaken By The Cost Of Butter Sheets
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After being told to stay inside and away from a foreign super flu for what seems like fifty years,...
“Fuck Me Dead, There’s Lots Of French In Canberra,” Says Barnaby Copping Another Drive-By Spray
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Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been copping more drive-by abuse than normal, he says, which he chalks up...
Acting PM Barnaby Chooses To Just Keep Hanging Up On The Irate French Man Who Keeps Calling The Office
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The Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has told The Advocate that he's been getting phone calls from some angry...
“Yes, It Is All A Bit Like Groundhog Day Isn’t It Stacey?” Says Defeated Office Worker
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Things aren’t getting much better for at-home office worker Casey Sprigg (28) who as a resident of Melbourne has once again found herself...
Local Fuckwit Buys Himself A Fuckwit Car
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One of our town's biggest fuckwits has gone out and bought himself a used fuckwit car today, which he...
George Christensen’s Ears Prick Up After Hearing That Queensland Has Legalised Youth In Asia
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The Member for Manilla George Christensen has told reporters, albeit sheepishly, that his ears pricked up this morning as...
“You Don’t Actually Believe In This Shit, Do You?” Asks Unmasked Uber Driver
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A local Uber driver has kicked off the obligatory conversation that comes with the ride-share app by asking a...
Experts Say Crying In Public And Going On Paid Leave Unlikely To Make This Problem Go Away
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A study conducted by our town's peak scientific body, the South Betoota Polytechnic School of Science, has concluded that...
Porter Says The Only Blind Trust He Knows About Is What Old People Have For The Liberals
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Frontbencher Christian Porter explained to the press today in Canberra that the so-called blind trust that he's been using...
