“I Drive A Wrangler” Says Self-Described Alpha Who Ghosts Women Who Don’t Remind Him Of His Mum
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A Betoota Heights man who owns a Jeep Wrangler and loves it reckons it's the perfect car for alpha...
WA State Media Says 250 New South Welshpersons Will Die Per Second When Restrictions Are Lifted
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The state media run by the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia Government is claiming that 250 people...
China Announces New Nuclear Submarines Won’t Be Allowed To Dock At Their Port In Darwin
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China's port in Darwin will be off-limits to our new nuclear submarines.
The announcement was made today via state media...
Undercover Epidemiologist Who Emerged 18 Months Ago Now An Expert On The Evergrande Debt Crisis
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Because he doesn't live in a diseased hellhole in the icy south of the country, a know-it-all city worker...
Barnaby Confirms Jabs Are Our Best Defence Against The Air Smelling Like Burning Flesh Again
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The Acting Prime Minister has vowed to never let the air of Southeastern Australia stink like burning flesh again...
Confusion Grows As To Who’s Actually Running The Show In Canberra As JoFry Commits To Net Zero
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While the Prime Minister is away, Josh Frydenberg has seemingly come out in support of net zero by 2050...
Scotty Puts His World-Renown Negotiating Skills To The Test And Effectively Cancels The Ashes
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This summer's Ashes series against England is pretty much off because a deal could not be struck between the...
Melbourne Tradie Lockdown Forces Scott Cam Back Onto The Tools To Get The Block Back On Track
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Australia's favourite television tradie has been forced to get back into the tools for the first time since 1971...
Scotty Stocks Up On His Australian Flag Masks In Case China Stops Making Them
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Our Prime Bloke Scott Morrison has instructed his aides to make sure he has enough Australian flag masks to...
Greg Hunt Rolls Eyes And Lets Out A Sarcastic Woohoo After Winning Tickets To Boxing Day Test
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Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt says his Christmas plans 'have gone to shit' this afternoon after winning tickets to...
