Man Watching Squid Game Wishes It Was Real And The People Being Killed Were D-List Celebrities
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As the nation is currently in the Golden Age of low effort reality television, one local man has...
PM: “The Ashes Are On, Please Send Your Thanks And Gratitude To My Office. Gifts Also Accepted.”
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The Ashes are on and the summer of Test cricket has been saved.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison got 18 Australian...
Greg Hunt Suggests Linking Medicare To MyGov Is An IQ Test
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If you are fully-jabbed against the Pangolin's Wrath but are having trouble getting the so-called 'vaccine passport' linked to...
NSW Just Glad There’s No Illegal Grand Final Parties Going On Right Now That Will Cause A Huge Spike In Cases Next Week
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The NSW Government, or what's left of it, has said they're just pleased to hear that police are reporting...
Daryl McGuire Becomes First Daryl Since Darryl Kerrigan To Cause This Much Legal Turmoil
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The disgraced former Member for Wagga Daryl MaGuire is set to become the first Daryl since Melbourne dog racing...
Melbourne Man Who Had 20 Mates Over On Grand Final Night Shrugs And Says It Was A Sick Night
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A Kooyong man has shrugged today as Victorian Premier Dan Andrews blasts people who had illegal Grand Final Night...
NSW To Ease All Restrictions Immediately As VIC Threatens To Beat National Daily Case Record
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is expected to announce all spicy cough restrictions will be removed from 12pm today as...
Rich Dad That Came From Nothing Looks Upon His Adult Children And Sees Nothing But Soft Putty
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A Betoota Grove father-of-four says that his adult children, three of which still live at home, are all nice...
Scotty Says We Don’t Need No Free Trade Deal With The EU Because The UK Is Doing Just Fine Without One
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The Prime Minister's Office has attempted to hose down speculation that our reputation and relationship with Europe is in...
Scotty Eats His Press Secretary’s Lunch After Texting Him This Morning That He Wouldn’t
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Our Prime Bloke is currently in isolation down in Kirribilli House and receives daily briefings from one end of...
