“The System Works” Says Man Seemingly OK With Having An Accountant Decide Our Climate Policy
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Some cunt's son from our town's leafiest enclave has said he's fine with having an accountant with zero qualifications...
“Challenge Accepted!” Says PM After Reserve Bank Says He Cannot Hide From A Net Zero Future
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The Reserve Bank of Australia has declared that the Government cannot hide from a net zero future today as...
High Court Finds Clive Palmer Can Suffer In His Jocks
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The High Court of Australia has rejected beanbag with eyes Clive Palmer's bid to enter our nation's prosperous West...
Hungover City Worker Puts Cloth Mask On In The Morning And Almost Dies From The Stench
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An Old City District office worker has told The Advocate that the walls were closing in on him this...
Barnaby Pauses War On Social Media To Find Out Who Took A Shit On The Floor Of The TAB At The Dungowan Pub
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has temporarily shelved his war on social media to focus his energy on finding...
Jesus To Perrottet: “Fuck Me! My Dad’s Plan Never Said Anything About 10000 Cunts At The Everest!”
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The Son of God, Mr Jesus Christ, has lashed the NSW Premier's plan to allow 10 000 people to...
NewsCorp Announces Government’s Future Climate Change Policy
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The bits of paper that inner-city lefties use to clean their windows has announced today that the government either...
Man Forgets South Australian Premier’s Name In A Sign That Things Are Returning To Normal
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A local meat axe who was already four schooners deep by the time The Advocate newsroom walked into the...
Barge-Arsed Sydney Yuppie With A Backyard And Heaps Of Cash Reckons Lockdown Was Easy As
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Some cunt in a blue shirt who got in touch with The Advocate today explained that the lockdown about...
Bloke Who Has Flat Out Given Up On Life Is Seriously Considering Buying A Subaru Tribeca
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A Betoota Heights man who has yet to feel a genuine connection to anything has sold his 2005...
