PM Begins Morning Acting As Barnaby Joyce’s Human Coffee Table As Per Net Zero Agreement
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A hidden detail in the Coalition's agreement to reach net-zero by 2050 has become apparent this morning as Scott...
Spoilt City Worker Reckons They Really Miss Working In Hospo
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A French Quarter agency professional has spoken of her previous life working the many sports bars and grand old...
Australian Living In London Running Out Of Reasons As To Why In The Fuck He’s Still There
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A lost boy of London has lost his last excuse to stay there this month as the rabid south...
PM: “Anyway, Now This Net Zero Wankfest Is Over, Let’s Cheer On Our Cricketers And Enjoy Summer”
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The Prime Minister has all but put his feet up until Glasgow now after, in his own words, he's...
“OMG Get These Chips Away From Me!” Says Local Woman After Devouring 97% Of Them
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In brain dead local news, a Betoota Heights woman has asked friends to keep the hot chips away...
Dan Andrews Grants The Old Toffs Of Toorak Their Wish To Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
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The most locked-down city in the world will emerge finally from their latest societal freeze tonight at midnight in...
“And You Call Yourself A Cronulla Boy!” Scowls Adam Bandt After PM Greens Out During Net Zero Negotiations
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The Prime Minister has released a short statement this afternoon saying he regrets going to see Greens leader Adam...
Desperate Publican Offering Company Car And 19% Super To The Right Casual Bartender
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A local publican is offering to pay handsomely for the right casual bartender as the nation grapples with a...
Broke Art School Student Finds The Perfect $17,000 Volvo Stationwagon To Complete Aesthetic
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An art school student from our town's bohemian French Quarter says he's found the perfect car to complete his...
Bondi Cafe Owner Sadly Cannot Open Without An Underclass Of Desperate Backpackers To Exploit
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Back where this latest outbreak of the Pangolin's Wrath began, a cafe owner is lamenting the fact that he...
