“We’re All In This Together!” They Say As The ASX Breaks Through Another Record High
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australians have been reminded today that despite all of us being in this collectively bad situation, we're in it...
Gladys: “We Don’t Need A Ring Of Steel. Sydneysiders Can Be Trusted To Do The Right Thing.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Despite a number of examples of Sydneysiders doing the wrong thing, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has said there's no...
WA State Media Report Dear Leader Mark McMaoan Killed The Virus In A Fist-Fight Near Border
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
State media in our nation's prosperous West are reporting that Dear Leader Mark McMaoan has punched a deadly coronavirus...
PM: “Well, My Last Interaction With The Press Went Poorly. See You Guys In 7-10 Working Days”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister said his last press conference didn't go so well so he's going to tap out for...
Western Australian Land Militia Given Clearance Again To Shoot Down All Unauthorised Air Traffic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our nation's prosperous West has been cut off again and the hermit kingdom's defacto leader, Mark McMaoan, has ordered...
Husband Becomes A Hubby After Wife Comes Back From The Hairdressers With A Two-Tone Bob
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights man said his wife has all of a sudden started to refer to him has her...
“I’m So Weird, I Actually Love Lockdown” Says Sydney Man Living In Roomy Apartment Near Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man from a sea-breeze-swept suburb in Sydney has confided in his 279 followers on social media this morning...
Locked Down Mildura Man Reminds Dan That What Happened In Haiti Can Happen In Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The whole of Victoria is back in lockdown which means places like Mildura, where there hasn't been a case...
New Lockdown Disaster Payments Only For People Having A Go, Not The Bludgers On Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Government has announced new middle class welfare payments to people who don't really need them in the...
“There Was A Mistake And So What? It Happened, Move On,” Brad Hazzard Tells People Of Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The residents of Melbourne are not amused today as the Victorian Government looks to announce a snap lockdown tonight.
A...
