President Donald Trump has today begun his roll-out of the new Muslim Registry, aimed at identifying every Muslim person in the country.

Speaking to a select few journalists from a select few media outlets that he feels report on him correctly, Trump has said Muslims in America have nothing to worry about.

So long as there wear the state-issued cloth armbands aimed at identifying and dehumanising them.

“It’s fine. Muslim-Americans will be fine. Don’t worry. It’ll be fine”

“So long as we can do our work, they’ll be fine. So long as they aren’t doing anything wrong. They’ll be fine”

“So long as they wear these cotton arm bands with a crescent moon stitched onto it, so we can identify them in public as potential threats or at least people of interest. They’ll be fine”

“The ones that are here anyway. We aren’t letting any more in”

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