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In some good news for dodgy developers, the NSW Government has unveiled exciting new plans for faulty skyrises today.
Speaking to reporters from the Developers Republic of Sydney this morning, Premier Gladys Berejiklian revealed the plans to turn structurally unsound high rises into tourist attractions.
“This is innovation and ingenuity at it’s finest,” Berejiklian told reporters.
“Rather than lead some witchhunt into the developers who help keep the state, and both state political parties afloat, we are simply going to turn this dodgy towers into exciting tourist attractions.”
“The Leaning Tower Of Australian Working Families Broken Dreams will be a great attraction in Parramatta, and we’ll have the Leaning Tower of Private Certification in Mascot.”
Berejiklian explained that the government would begin the acquisition of any dodgy apartments currently built or being built up until the end of 2020.
“It’s a great solution to the problem at hand. Destination NSW will be able to have a field day marketing all the new attractions!”
“Obviously the cost of the acquisition and kiting them out as landmarks will balloon and blow way out of proportion, but the NSW taxpayer is always so good at picking up the bill for failed infrastructure in the state.”
