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“So hectic man. Corbin was toxic” he says.
“They haven’t lost this bad since World War II. The Left really don’t know how to communicate with the working class haha”
That’s not even the worst of it.
An office intellectual who’s name is either Simon or Evan has today ruined the mid-week Christmas Party by feeling the need to inform his uninterested colleagues of all the different things he knows about British politics.
Despite being met with plenty of dismissive comments like “Oh, I haven’t really been following that” and “Yeah, there always seems to be something happening” – the striped-shirt account manager has persevered with telling everyone who will listen just what he knows about the UK election, because he used to live in london.
“Oh man, this whole thing with Scotland.. They’ll definitely break away. Have you been reading up on that?” he asks Glenda, a 73-year-old receptionist who just wants to talk about her grandson’s sporting successes.
“Not to mention all the stuff with Jo Swinson? She just lost her seat! Did you see that?”
After Glenda and another older female colleague make it clear that they don’t know who Jo Swinson is, Simon (or Evan) ploughs into his in-depth description of Donald Trump’s history of frequenting sex workers.
“So basically, They’ve almost been able to prove that Trump fucked Stormy Daniels…”
His highly inappropriate leftie ramblings are cut short by a senior employee who can see the obvious distress in Glenda and Mary-Anne’s faces and suggests that he makes a run to the bar.
Not taking the cue however, he promises to get delve back into the alleged sex crimes of high-ranking BBC employees with close links to the Royal Family, after he gets everyone a drink.
