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Claudia Piklet (26) says the first two weeks of her new health kick was always going to be the worst.
She explained to our reporters this afternoon, that she never told herself they wouldn’t.
But, dazed and somewhat confused, the young engineer from Betoota Heights said she wasn’t quite sure it would be this rough.
“It’s all good though. I think the fainting and dizzy spells are just part of the whole cleansing process,” she laughed slowly.
“The whole lightheadedness isn’t any cause for concern,” explained the woman who almost passed out walking to the bus yesterday afternoon.
“It will be all worth it though. Only 4 more weeks to go.”
Piklet then explained while she’s fully committed to the cleanse, she could murder a professional Rugby League player sized serving of pasta.
“That’s the only thing getting me through right now,” she said.
“I’m going to eat so much Italian my body won’t know what hit it,” she explained seemingly unaware that her shrunken stomach will cut that dream brutally short when she makes a return to the arena of normal food.
“4 weeks.”
One of her colleagues on the site told us that everyone feels sorry for her.
“I know she feels like she should get back on the horse and everything, but fuck,” the fellow engineer said.
“She’s starving herself.”
“She won’t listen to anyone though. I just hope she doesn’t pass out begind the wheel or anything.”
