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Levi Ashton confirmed to us today that a few seconds earlier on were nearly the longest of his life.
The time seemed to drag on forever a short time ago as the young engineer from Betoota’s French Quarter dropped some very hot content into a group chat with his mates.
“Fuck me I started sweating after probably 30 seconds. I mean it felt like an eternity, but it was probably less than a minute,” Ashton said to us.
“It felt like hours were flying by as I watched and waited. I clicked into the message details to see who had seen it and the list grew quickly, but all I could see was silence.”
Ashton explained to The Advocate that he began to run through a raft of scenarios in his head as he started questioning his actions.
“I mean it was some authentic Vindaloo levels of spicy, but I thought it didn’t cross the line,” he said.
“By the line, I mean the WhatsApp group chat line obviously.”
Ashton then told us that eventually, he got a couple of responses which settled him down like a couple of valium.
We asked Ashton what was the content of the meme he sent through but he politely declined to comment on the matter.
“Why do you think the chat’s on WhatsApp,” he laughed.
