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Local woman Hannah Gordon had been on the lookout for a long sleeved striped top when she came across the perfect T-Shirt. Unfortunately for her, the misleading top had been folded over by an employee and was actually hiding a terrible secret – half of it was bloody missing.
“Look I wish I could say this didn’t happen a lot but I reckon half the shirts I find are cropped.”
“And they’re always in the folded section, so it gets your hopes up.”
With a new season coming, Hannah decided it was time to upweave her wardrobe to something a little more summery. Little did she know the battles she’d have to face.
“It’s like wearing a mullet. Business up top, party at the bottom ,says Hannah, “I enjoy a bit of bread now and then so it’s just not feasible.”
Though the hot months proved a challenge when it came to dressing appropriately, Hannah reveals that winter comes with it’s own set of problems too.
“I found the perfect denim jacket once,” says Hannah, “Perfect shape, fit and colour. I go to try it on and realise it has the word ‘THOT’ etched in black letters on the back.”
“But you know what’s really insane though? Cropped sweaters – what’s the point?”
As someone who’s just accepted the gender disparity of pants pockets, Hannah says this time she’s putting her foot down.
“It’s just no acceptable and I refuse to shop at these places anymore. I’ve got an outie belly button for christ’s sake.”
