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A local bloke’s healthy working week has come to a screeching halt this afternoon, after he was unable to continue the positive trend started with a fruit-heavy breakfast before work this morning.
Serge (31) was in good spirits as he arrived at his desk on Betoota’s ‘mad mile’ car dealership district. His decision to avoid the breaky roll and go for an acai bowl breakfast has him feeling chuffed, as he completely negated the horrific things he did to his body over the last 52 hours.
A rough estimate of 97 schooners and a handful of illicit were completely made void by Serge’s bold decision to eat fruit and muesli.
However, by about 12:00 pm, the young bloke had run out of steam, and was looking for his next act of decadent white collar hedonism. By the stroke of 12:30 pm, he was tucking into a greasy chicken pad Thai and can of coke.
“I don’t even like the place,” he says while pointing in the direction of the local oriental restaurant that made his lunch.
“But it’s ten dollars flat. I’m struggling financially after the unprecedented blow-out. At least it’s not a burger. Like Thai isn’t that bad for you when you consider the other stuff I could have eaten”
With a very warm customer expected to be rolling through the door in the next hour, Serge has armed himself with the company card and is thinking of treating himself to a schooner down the street, and possibly a cigarette, while they discuss the best options for luxury vehicle warranties.
