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52 Christmas Gift Ideas To Make Your Dad Briefly Forget How Bad You Are At Footy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

It’s that time of the year again. Six weeks ’til Christmas. Time to hit the Westfield.

Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on our inaction. That’s why you need to act now.

You’ve got mum’s present sorted. Hand-cream, perfume, framed photo of you. It’s pretty easy.

A sister is easy too, just some sort of voucher for food or clothes so she can line up like a single mother with food stamps. She knows what she wants, and you can’t be expected to get that right – just provide her with the means.

If you have a brother, you are probably going to go ahead with something as underwhelming as a DVD or a single piece of clothing. In his ideal world you’d be providing him with the log in details for a Brazzers account, but for the sake of ceremony, get him something that he can open up in front of your extended family.

Dad, however, is a tough one. Usually it would be whatever Euphoric-Australian-Dad-Non-Fiction story that Peter FitzSimons decided to shit out. Either that or a Foxtel upgrade.

However, with both these options not on the shelves this year. It’s time to use your brain. Here’s our suggestion.

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