Next Pirates of the Carribean Film To Feature Johnny Depp Stealing Treasure Directly From Audience’s Wallet
Following the announcement of the sixth instalment of Pirates of the Carribean franchise, Disney has confirmed lovable criminal Johnny Depp will reprise his role...
Idris Elba To Join The Walking Dead As New Black Character That Dies After 1 Season
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In keeping with their tradition of casting briefly important black male characters that are played by actors who starred in The Wire, AMC's...
Ben Mendelsohn Lands Role As Flawed Man Of Authority In Power Struggle
In another win for Australians actors, Melbourne native Ben Mendelsohn has been cast in a Hollywood blockbuster as a man of authority caught in...
Report: No More Nice Guys Left In The World
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that there are no more nice guys left in the world, after the nicest guy...
Over 20 High School Kids And Teachers Shot In Heartwarming Display Of American Freedoms
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The American township of Santa Fe has today been reminded of just how lucky they are to live in the greatest country...
Meghan Markle’s Dad Accuses In-Laws Of Showboating With Such A Flash Wedding Venue
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The father of the soon-to-be newest member of the Royal family, Meghan Markle, has made headlines this week for his embarrassing staged paparazzi...
Trump-Kim Jong-Un Talks Break Down After Heated Yanny v Laurel Debate
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Just as US President Donald Trump was counting his chickens, a robotic voice meme video has come along and...
Dad Throws On Flame Trees and Goes To His Happy Place
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Local dad, Mark Plymouth (55) has today cracked open a bottle of mass produced lager and thrown his feet up.
After a big afternoon...
Far-Right Aussie Patriot All Of A Sudden Worried About The Welfare Of Jewish People
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Local far-right Aussie patriot Bryce Catterall has taken a break from his conspiracies regarding Zionist world domination to express his concern for the...
Jerry Lawler And Jim Ross Reunite To Commentate Royal Wedding For American Broadcast
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They've both been warned not to refer to the Royal Family as 'human rubble' and Jim Ross especially has...
