British Game Show With Celebrities Ultimately Unconcerned About Actually Playing
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
A British game show featuring a panel of celebrities has confused viewers once again, as the host and contestants...
Australian Living In London Looks Forward To Having Couch Back When Summer Ends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Aussie ex-pat, Annabel Livingstone, has been living in London for the best part of three years, meaning she has...
Trump Admits He Should’ve At Least Offered Stormy Daniels An Internship Before Their Affair
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Former personal attorney for President Donald Trump, Michael Cohen is at the centre of a number of scandals involving payments to silence two...
Trevor Noah Not Exactly A Fucking Oil Painting Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A prominent overseas comedian with a head like an adolescent Benjamin Button is apparently a pretty good authority on modern beauty, it has...
Putin Tells Mates Over A Few Squat Beers That He Almost Feels Bad For America
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just days after meeting with US President Donald Trump in Helskini, Vladimir Putin has taken some time off to relax with friends this...
Trump’s Meeting With Putin Just A Chance For Everyone To Use The Word ‘Meddled’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Following the vaguely confirmed rumours that Russia might have interfered with the 2016 Presidential election, journalists around the country are relishing in the...
Trump Reconsidering His Presidency After Seeing Protestors In London
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The President of The United States is apparently now questioning his position as the most powerful man in the world, after seeing crowds...
All 15 Thai Boys Rescued After Neymar Is Brought In As Specialist Diver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In the good news story of the year, the stranded junior Thai Football team known as the ‘Wild Boars’ have finally been rescued...
Football Not Exactly Excited About Coming Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The world game has today spoken out about an reluctance to go back to the grey skies and non-stop sleet and rain...
Planet Earth Struggles To Process Unfamiliar Feelings Triggered By A Rare Good News Story
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A trending international news story has left the people of Planet Earth feeling unfamiliar emotions such as joy and relief today, after...
