Vocal Anti-Plastic Campaigner Probably Gonna Stick To Bottled Water In Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Betoota based anti-plastic campaigner and eco-warrior Mia Bowler (25) has today conceded that she probably won’t be drinking out...
Russian Footballers Celebrate Another Couple Days Of Having Kneecaps
The Russian national football team are celebrating a historic and monumental occasion today, after officially being told by the Russian government that they are...
Drake Releases 25 New Songs About Him Maybe Overthinking Social Media Behaviour Of Females
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Canadian rap superstar Drake has broken historic streaming records with his new album "Scorpion" - with fans nearly clocking up 1000 years...
Melania Trump Makes History As First Immigrant Allowed To Leave An ICE Detention Centre
KENT REGINALD | The World | Contact
First Lady of the United States and woman who no one knows for sure can read, Melania Trump, is being hailed as...
Highly Anticipated Beyoncé And Jay-Z Album Still Not Enough To Make Tidal A Thing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Beyoncé Knowles and Shawn Carter (Jay Z) have this week released a joint album titled ‘The Carters’, and while such a monumental feat...
Australia Sends Dutton To Advise Trump On Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President and historical figure your grandchildren will get in trouble for impersonating at a fancy dress party, Donald Trump, has reportedly reached...
Scientists Confirm Post Malone Is 70% Labrador
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a year long study into his genetic make-up, scientists have today confirmed that 22-year-old cloud rapper Post Malone is 70% Labrador.
The study was...
Sesame Street Unveils Scary New Coastie Puppet, The Grog Monster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT
The makers of the iconic and ever-popular children's television program Sesame Street have shocked parents and children today with a spooky...
Gran Still A Bit Funny About The Japanese
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local sales manager Kerine Wright (24) has had a hard time convincing her grandma Olive Murphy (84) that Japan is...
African Village Somehow Manages To Build A School Without Any 19-Year-Old Australian Girls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Central African community has today made headlines around the world, after building a school all by themselves, without help from any unskilled...
