Ireland Returns To How Things Used To Be When They Had Nothing To Brag About
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Ireland and its diaspora have this week been dealt a cruel blow.
The small but well-known island off the coast of...
JB HiFi Display Televisions Spoil Plot Twist In Relatively Recent Movie
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Despite being above average intelligence, local man William Robson (34) doesn’t mind the odd superhero film which is why he is...
Aussie Audiences Laugh At Family From Ozark’s Plans To Flee To Gold Coast To Escape Drug Trade
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As Australian audiences finish bingeing the second season of American crime drama show, Ozark, viewers say they can't help but laugh at one...
Rupert Murdoch Says Kevin Rudd Is Being ‘Ungrateful’ Considering He Made Him PM
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Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been slammed by the man who gave him the top job today after he criticised him for...
Malcolm Has Tantrum As Lucy Suggests They Go To Australian-Themed NYC Bar To Watch Roosters
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"It starts WHEN?" asked Malcolm loudly in his barrister's voice.
"Half past five in the morning? Are you mad? And of all the places,...
Report: Shania Had Almost Unachievably High Standards In Hindsight
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A recent report by the School Of Social Sciences at the University Of Queensland has found that prominent late 1990s country pop...
Mark Knight: “I Actually Have Lots Of African-American Friends”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The cartoonist at the centre of worldwide condemnation has defended his work this morning by revealing he actually has...
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
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A Darwin-based social worker who's entire personality is based around the fact that she took heaps of acid in...
Report: Ricky Gervais Least Healthy Looking Vegetarian
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Comedian and owner of the world’s most boisterous laugh, Ricky Gervais has recently been identified as the least healthy...
Man Who Went To See Trevor Noah For The Edgy Jokes Disappointed To Learn He’s A Bit Of A Pussy
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Bradley Bambach likes to think that he tiptoes along the line with his humour.
The 28-year-old account manager at a boutique, bespoke agency in...

















