Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Tributes are today pouring in for one of the titans of modern history, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
The former US National Security Advisor and...
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a significant chunk of time.
Ridley Scott has...
Snoop Dogg Now Working On Grunge Album After Weed Withdrawals Result In Introspective Mood Swings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Hip-hop icon Snoop Dogg has reportedly embarked on the production of a grunge album, blaming the creative decision on unexpected mood swings resulting...
Bunch Of Convict Losers Win The World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news from one of India's largest cities, a bunch of convicts have managed to win something quite significant.
At roughly 2am...
Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Australian Ambassador to Scandinavia's South Australia has taken the phone off the hook this afternoon because the Danish...
World’s Scientists And Economists Begin Questioning Their Life Work After Tony Abbott Labels Them A Cult
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
1000's of highly trained experts have today been cast into an existential crisis, after a sledgehammer blow from an Australian intellectual.
Members of...
Kim Kardashian Releases Range Of Male Undies That Makes You Look Like You Have A Stiffy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world of fashion is all set to experience another exciting trend, it can be confirmed today.
Celebrity icon Kim Kardashian has today...
Irish-American President Not Very Irish When It Comes To Palestine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The President of the United States of America has today reminded the world about his interesting position on certain things.
The leader of...
“It’s Actually Really Complex” Says Man Overwhelmed By The Complexity Of Rockets Killing Children
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As hundreds of millions of ordinary citizens rally around the world to demand a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, the rest of the...
Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Two triple rugby world cup champions will face each other at the Stade de France on Sunday morning, when New Zealand and South...
