United States Military Absolutely Edging After Sending A Few Rockets Into Yemen
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The men behind the United States military are today one touch away from climaxing.
With their teeth firmly biting down on their bottom...
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
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A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal legal lesson from a vocal citizen.
Tony...
King Charles Deeply Concerned The Man Checking His Enlarged Prostate Might Have Fingers Like His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn inside source of the royal family has informed The Advocate that King Charles has some trepidations about his impending surgery to fix...
Italian PM Calls For A Return To ‘Pax Romana’ As Levant Was Most Peaceful As Part Of The Roman Empire
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As the world leaders continue to sit on their hands over the ongoing conflict in Palestine, the Italian Prime...
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
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Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his 2024 election campaign.
With Australian political nerds...
DVA Still As Woefully Shithouse As They Were 50 Years Ago Despite Our Submarines Costing $400B
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Despite the millions of dollars spent on endless inquiries into the institutional failings that have let down our most vulnerable returned servicemen since...
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen
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The island republic of Tasmania is kicking 2024 off with a bang, it can be confirmed today.
In a turn of events that...
“Holy Shit. This Has Gotta Stop” Says Albo After Reading Folder Titled ‘Gaza’ That Sat On Desk For 60 Days
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Anthony Albanese has today joined the Prime Ministers of New Zealand and Canada in a joint statement calling for a sustainable ceasefire in...
Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”
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After launching a record-shattering global tour and becoming the world's most-streamed musical artist of the year, Taylor Swift has been named as Time...
Kissinger’s Posthumously Released Spotify Wrapped Surprisingly Reveals Aussie Duo As Top Artist
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In some news that nobody on the face of the earth saw coming, it's been revealed that Henry Kissinger was a massive fan...
