Royal Family Confirms Prince Louis’s 360 Shove-It On The Tech Deck Was Not Digitally Altered
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As conspiracies rage about the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, a digitally altered image posted to social media from an official British Royal Family...
Bloke From Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Chicago Under Al Capone
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An Auckland man who now lives in Australia has today struggled to last longer than 15 minutes without mentioning how rough it is...
Kate Middleton Disappearance Explained! She’s In The Jungle With Fatty Vautin And Dyl Buckley!
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After weeks of global speculation around the whereabouts of the Princess of Wales - the Royal Family has finally issued a statement this...
American TV Personality Shocked To Find Out Old European Man Loves Talking About European History
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An American TV presenter has been left utterly dumbfounded after discovering that an elderly Eastern European man loves talking about European history for...
Usher’s Super Bowl Performance To See Him Stay Top Of Charts In NZ For At Least Another 8 Years
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Our friends across the dutch are today revelling in the show of a lifetime.
Tuning in from milk bars and offices around the...
Tracy Chapman And Luke Combs Performance Becomes Aboriginal Community’s #1 Most Streamed Video Ever
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In her first public appearance in years, US folk singer Tracy Chapman took the stage at this year's Grammy Awards to perform her...
Apple Vision Nerd Could’ve Saved $3500 On Some Polyfiltered Dirty Dogs And A Decent Rod
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In terrific news for absolute nerds with too much money, the Apple Vision Pro is officially available for purchase.
And it can be confirmed...
2024 Grammys Broadcast Constantly Interrupted With Shots Of Mercilessly Bored Travis Kelce
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American broadcaster CBS is facing a wave of criticism today, after "butchering" the annual Grammy Awards.
Created to honour the best recordings, compositions,...
US Invade Another Middle East Country After Mistaking Soviet-Era Water Infrastructure For Oil Well
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The United States has finally bitten the bullet today, after a prolonged period of edging.
The US Military has declared all systems go...
“I Think Saltburn Was Snubbed Too” Says Bloke Who Found It Rather Groundbreaking And Long Overdue
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Director Greta Gerwig, who has been praised for her film adaptation of the beloved Mattel product Barbie™ - has not received an Oscar...
