Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
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A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the turbulent late 1990s, can finally relax...
Dutton Says Cricket’s Global Governing Body Has Absolutely No Right To Cast Judgement On Israel
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A furious Peter Dutton has today taken to the media to call for drastic action.
The nation's Opposition Leader has demanded that Australia...
Met Gala Security Taking Precautions To Prevent Any Drive-By Bitch Slaps From Feuding Millennial Rappers
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The most talked-about event in the celebrity calendar, the Meta Gala has arrived!
Editor-in-Chief of Vogue Anna Wintour is welcoming the special guests to...
Tim Naki Set To Be Appointed New Zealand’s Treasurer
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New Zealand's political landscape looks set for quite a shake up this year, with an outsider being tipped to take over the country's...
Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson
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OJ Simpson, a former United States football star turned Hollywood actor, who was acquitted of murder in a widely broadcasted trial in the...
World’s Biggest Nerd Officially Ruins Sambas Trend For Gen-Z Girlies
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Vinnies stores around the country have been flooded with Adidas Sambas this morning as Australia’s Gen Z girlies mourn the death...
Boeing Release First Images Of New Updated State Of The Art And Incredibly Safe 737MAX
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The manufacturers of the world's most scandal prone airline have today looked to hose down some negative PR with a shiny new reveal....
US Authorities Warn International Fugitive ‘P. Diddy’ May Go By Several Different Names
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US authorities have put the word out that alleged human trafficker P. Diddy may be travelling under several different names to avoid capture.
Born...
Royal Family Forced To Apologise AGAIN After Yet Another Digitally Altered Photo Is Discovered
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The PR nightmares surrounding Britain's royal family have continued today, with fresh claims about yet ANOTHER doctored photo.
With Princess Kate Middleton avoiding...
14 Dead At US School After Disgruntled Student Walks In With A Semi-Automatic TikTok
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In some sad but very predictable news from the home of the brave and the land of the free,* a local school is...
