Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
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Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit was launched against them.
In the wake...
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
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TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major streaming services.
In the wake of the...
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
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As Australians wade through one of the most shocking news cycles of the last decade, the expectation for every living person to become...
Naarm Settler Decides To Stay Out Of Palestine-Israel Conflict After Finding Self Wedged Between Old Private School Friends And Comrades From Uni
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A Melbourne man says he's learned from past mistakes as he opts to stay out of the social media...
Stoned Uni Student Drafts Up Possible UN Peace Deal By Suggesting “Everyone Just Needs To Chill”
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In a groundbreaking declaration that has sent shockwaves throughout the diplomatic community, a stoned uni kid watching tiktok videos of violence in the...
New Zealand Endures Major Political Shift As Nation Elects A New Middle-Aged White Guy Named Chris
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The opposition National Party has won the 2023 New Zealand election, taking enough seats to form a coalition with several other parties.
Incumbent prime...
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy
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Hollywood actress Jada Pinkett Smith is this week diving deeper into past relationships on a media junket, as she continues to offer bizarre...
“Scheiße”: Native Berliner Thrilled To Learn His New Neighbours Are Australian
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A group of young Australians have pulled off the impossible and secured an apartment in Berlin this week and...
Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half
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In a story as old as time, Hollywood star Timothée Chalamet has seen a slump in his basketball game that can only be...
NZ PM Chris Hipkins Facing Strong Opposition Over Plan To Replace Ageing RNZAF DC-6 VIP Transport Aircraft
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New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins is facing strong opposition this week after he floated the idea of replacing...
