Aussie Girl In NYC Doesn’t Remember Carrie Having To Room-Share With 3 Canadians In Brooklyn
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24-year-old Sydney girl, Sally Hanna, is now realising that the dream of living in a brownstone one bedroom apartment on East 73rd street...
Japanese Embassy Take Spontaneous Field Trip To Victoria’s 90 Mile Beach For No Reason In Particular
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YOU GUYS NEVER GO ON FIELD TRIPS? The entire staff group from the Japanese Embassy in Canberra have today boarded a rental coach...
Equally Paid US Women’s National Team Perform Equally As Shit As Their Men’s Team
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The United States' National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality - by making a strong statement at the FIFA...
“So, Yeah All This Stuff That’s Come Out… It’s Like…” Says Local Lizzbian Who’s Got Nothing
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Just weeks after she lost her voice screaming along to all of her favourite songs on her favourite pop star's long-awaited Australian...
Mark Wahlberg’s F45 Investment Choice Declared Worst Decision He’s Made Since ‘The Happening’
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Historical records have proven that back in the year of our Lord 2020, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg bought a 36% stake in F45.
The Advocate can...
Ashes Loss Makes Piers Morgan Nearly As Salty As The Time Meghan Markle Ghosted Him
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English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks.
The media personality who makes a living out of...
Australia Retain Ashes In Most Satisfying Way Possible
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The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team spit in its face.
Famous for it's...
Climate Club Inform Australia That 1st Rule Of Climate Club Is Telling Everyone About Climate Club
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia's acceptance into an illustrious club.
The travelling PM has revealed that we have been accepted...
Australian Cricket Team Decide To Just Claim Victory In 3rd Ashes Test
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The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes.
After a see saw Day 4 in the 3rd Test, the...
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
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After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed they want to keep the good times...
