‘The Idol Is So Good’ Claims No One After Watching HBO’s New Series
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White Lotus! Euphoria! Succession! The Idol?
In a stunning turn of events, HBO's much-anticipated series, ‘The Idol,’ has left audiences with a resounding...
“Jeez Fair Bit Of Carry On With These Taylor Swift Tickets” Says Dad Who’s Seen Bruce 38 Times
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"Why don't you go watch an Australian singer" Betoota Heights dad, Nic Koronis (45) says to his three teenage daughters who are gathered...
Duke Ball To Be Replaced For 2nd Test After Lord’s Ground Staff Serve Up Backyard Cricket Pitch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The 2nd men's Ashes Test looks set for a significant shake up this week, after some huge changes to playing conditions.
With Australia...
Duolingo Continues To Waste Storage On Woman’s Phone As Cruel Reminder Of Her Spanish Boy Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For 6 weeks in 2016, Marlee Mansour (31) was basically living her very own episode of Sex And The City.
That is, she took...
Novelty T-Shirts From Alternate Missing Sub Outcome Begin Appearing In West African Villages
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Several tons of novelty t-shirts have arrived in parts of West Africa this morning after the outcome of the...
What The Hell? How Come Elon Musk Hasn’t Made This Titanic Submarine Disaster About Himself Yet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The entire plant is still kind of surprised that Elon Musk has not somehow made this missing submersible story about himself.
The 6.7-metre submersible...
Conservatives Having No Problem Adjusting Pronouns To Keep British Royals Happy On King’s Birthday
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a recent case of ‘sounds about right’, it has been revealed that the nation’s conservative population has no problem changing pronouns when...
New Zealand Slips Into Recession Triggering Seven Job Losses Across The Nation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The New Zealand has officially entered a recession today after the lastest growth data has shown the economy has...
Couple Who Bought A House Last Year Miraculously Travelling Around Amalfi Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young couple have today shocked their wider friendship and acquaintance circle, by unleashing a glorious photo dump from Tuscany and the Amalfi...
Western Australian Army Launches Coup D’etat Following Post Mark McGowan Power Vacuum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a developing story from the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia, the state's parliament has fallen.
Residents of the state and its...
