Wow! Did You Know, Not Talking Shit About Your Biggest Trade Partner Is Good For The Economy?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has this week been given an eye-opening piece of information.
We have learnt that not talking shit about your...
“Yeah Leaving Mine Now” Biden Texts Albanese Ahead Of Cancelling Historic Visit To Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
JUST COMING OFF THE M1: Prime Minister Albanese has been reportedly dogged quite severely overnight, after inviting one of the older boys...
A-League Transfer Record Broken After Belgian Club Buys Melbourne Star With Case Of Martens Pils
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian footballing community is buzzing today, after news broke about a huge international signing.
Melbourne City has confirmed that one of their...
Canada’s 155,000 Striking Public Servants Discover Country Functions Better Without Most Of Them
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The sprawling government apparatus that administers the day to day livelihoods of all 38 million Canadians has just recorded its most efficient and...
Drugged Chiang Mai Tiger Found To Have More Life Than Entire Wests Tigers Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the Thai city of Chiang Mai today, it has been confirmed that a local tourist attraction has more...
Ageing Kiwi Struggles To Describe What It Was Like When ‘Not Many’ First Hit The Clubs Back Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
This month marks 20 years since hip hop music first left the United States Of America, as Kiwis right around the world...
Fuckboy Murdoch Says ‘Hmm Totally’ As Hinge Date Starts Waffling On About Intersectional Feminism
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact
One of the prototypical characteristics of the fuckboy is to lie, cheat and steal your way into the physical and emotional breast of...
Opinion: Has Meghan The Witch Already Ruined The Coronation?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
COMMENT
Has the greatest day on the Royal Calendar already been ruined, weeks before it even arrived?
Unfortunately, the answer is probably yes -...
Hollywood Rushes To Shoot ‘The Big Short 2′ After Next GFC Arrives Early
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Art imitates life according to Paramount Pictures executive, Jerry Levinwitz (43).
Levinwitz made the comment this morning during the Studio’s surprise announcement that they...
Trump Rolling With The Haitians In Jail After Wise Decision to Pardon Florida Rapper Kodak Black
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty Tuesday to 34 felony charges that he falsified business records to hide $130,000 in hush...
