“Good” Migrants Launch Fresh Attack On Australia’s Fight To Contain The Spicy Cough
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The nation's stock of English, Irish and American backpackers joined together yesterday on Sydney's Bronte Beach to launch an...
That’d Set Ya Back 20 Bucks In The City Says Dad As He Makes Up A Homemade ‘Cocktail’
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With his family coming around today, dad’s got
a real spring in his step, it can be confirmed.
After being on his best behaviour...
Scott Morrison’s Holiday Message: “Merry Christmas To All Australians, Except Dan Andrews.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Bloke, Scott Morrison, has delivered his Christmas message to the nation this morning in Canberra where on...
Oh Let’s Just Do One Now Says Over-Excited Mum
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Julie Swinden has been on the sauce lately and has decided to let her hair down a little this silly season.
Speaking in...
Unique New Christmas Movie Tipped To Centre Around Kids Helping Santa To Deliver Presents
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The cinematic world is abuzz today after news of the impending release of a new Christmas movie with a unique script. Although...
Palaszczuk Closes Border To Antarctica After Chilean Base Cluster Grows To 58
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our Protector Annastacia Palaszczuk has slammed Queensland's border with Antarctica shut today after the spicy cough cluster on the...
Gladys Ditches Controversial ‘Avalon Dome’ Strategy After Steady Decline Of Cases Up North
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Gladys Berejiklian has this morning exhaled and decided against pressing the button that her finger has been hovering over for several days now.
The...
Cousin’s Mate’s Neighbour’s Uncle Reckons He Knows Which Celebrity Fucked Sydney’s Christmas
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One of the biggest dribblers God's ever put breath in has told his inner circle, a hundred more via...
Failed Bumble Hookup Becomes Yet Another Addition To Woman’s Instagram Story Audience
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If local woman Bec Shaw had known growing a loyal fan base was this easy, she would have jumped on the Bumble train...
Plot Of Movie Picked By Wife Based Solely Around “Hilarious” Misunderstanding
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Tensions are high in the Yarvis household this week after husband Bjorn has come under fire for his bold claim; that the...
