“Tell Someone Who Cares” Palaszczuk Tells Sydneysiders Cancelling Queensland Holidays
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As millions of people around the country have had their Christmas plans shaken up due to the Northern Beaches...
PM’s Office Confirms Sighting Of Scott Morrison On QLD Beach Was Actually His Twin Brother, Greg
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Social media was ablaze this morning after an image emerged of what seemed to be Prime Minister Scott Morrison...
PM: “We Must Find, And Kill, The Source Of This Outbreak. I Will Have My Vengeance.”
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The Prime Minister has promised to find and kill the person who ruined Christmas for millions.
Speaking to journalists this...
Backwards Hat A Firm Indication Local Man Reckons He Must Be Pretty Good At Touch Footy
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It has been confirmed today that Phil Thomas reckons he is pretty fucking good at touch footy.
“Yeah I go alright...
Steady Increase In Social Media Tagging An Indication New Romance Is Going Well
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For Jack Coffey (28), the bravest thing he did in December 2020 was to tag Tessa Blumenthal (25)...
Cashed-Up Tourist’s Inability To Reverse With Trailer Brings Joy To Locals
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"Left hand down, mate," he yelled from the jetty.
"Yeah keep going. Nah go back up and straighten out, mate....
Tailender Plays Another Majestic Straight Drive Through Third And Fourth Slip
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False confidence is a trait that can often be found in cricketers.
It’s far more prevalent in park cricketers...
Beach Town Tourist Overwhelmed By Choices At Local Takeaway Shop
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"I'm looking at the works burger," he said.
"With chips and few calamari rings. And a potato scallop. Oh wait,...
Wow: This Girl Just Referred To A Boyfriend Of 3 Months As Her Best Friend As Well
Sophie Sinkinson was left bemused today after reading on Facebook that her friend Sally has a new best friend.
The pair had gone to...
New Study Attempts To Understand What Type Of Human Drinks Southern Comfort
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People first noticed Gary Turtledick wasn't normal in high school.
He'd routinely mouth off at teachers, even as a relative...
