Report: Dad Couldn’t Eat Another Bloody Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It’s official.
Dad “couldn’t eat another friggen thing,” even if he wanted to it has been confirmed.
Albert Johnston, the father of four, dining in...
Local Biscuit Enthusiast Thoughtfully Leaves Orange Creams For Someone Else
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"It's not like I don't like them, it's just that they're my least favourite biscuit in the tray," he...
Toff Uncle Insists On Watching Sydney To Hobart Instead Of The Test
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
One of the married-in members of the extended family is today making a big point of telling everyone how...
Dad Spends 10 Minutes Giving Directions Despite Being Repeatedly Told It’s Up On Google Maps
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of four has wasted a significant amount of time today, explaining directions to his son who owns and iPhone.
Darren Gibbs...
Study Finds Majority Of New Years Eve Celebrations To Be Held Around One Of These Cultural Icons
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Found in over 60% of Betootanese backyards, the eponymous 'kick-on table' as it's known in the local vernacular, is bracing...
Unsupervised Boomer Finds Himself Watching SBS Food Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Grove father-of-four has been left to his own devices this morning, something that the sexagenarian relishes and...
Correlation Established Between Doing Shoeys and Yelling ‘Nice Garry’ For No Reason
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A landmark study has been released today finding a direct link between two of society's most painfully obnoxious acts.
The report released by the...
Expecting Brunswick Yuppies To Wait Until Child’s 10th Birthday For Gender Reveal Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
An expecting couple down in Melbourne's trendy suburb of Brunswick have moved to assure their friends and family today that they certainly will...
Report: Grey Nomad Good For A Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local retiree, who appears absolutely stoked to finally talk to someone who isn't his wife, is holding to a brief conversation with...
‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his NO FEAR bumper sticker seems to...
