Stoned Teenager At Servo Worried Stoned Teenager Behind The Counter Is Judging Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A tense standoff took place today at Betoota Ponds Independent Petrol station last night as stoned patron Jacob Lee (16) was very concerned...
Local Tradie Refers To Picturesque Location As “Today’s Office”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local chippy has let his social media followers know that they should be pretty jealous of him today.
Kayden James (23) did so...
“You Need To See The World,” Says Woman Who Spent 3 Weeks Blind Drunk In Europe Ten Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Work colleague Tracey Rhiannon (34) may have overstepped some boundaries this week by telling younger co-workers they “need to see the world”...
Soon-To-Be Very Unwell Man Has Another Hash Brownie Because First Didn’t Work After 5 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local man who probably smokes pot once every two years, has today decided that he must have a high tolerance to...
Little Cousin Wants To Know If You’ve Ever Heard Of Goon Of Fortune
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
“ Have you guys ever played goon of fortune?” Chase Dall (15) asked his older cousins, while sitting around an outdoor table out...
Report: Everyone Has Just Flat Out Stopped Coming To Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Betoota Chamber of Commerce (BCC) has confirmed this afternoon that 2022 is done and dusted.
Speaking to The Advocate today, Brett Kovacs the Head of...
Science Confirms A $7 Monday Juice Cancels Out A Dozen Beers From Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have...
Inner-City Craft Beer Pub Forced To Close After Failing To Corner Paisley Shirt Market
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
French Quarter craft beer pub, the Gropey Sailor, has had to close its doors after failing to corner the lucrative paisley shirt...
Food Delivery Riders From Competing Companies Find Common Ground Over Appalling Pay Rates
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
In an environment known for drug deals, footy fights, and drunken outbursts, the Betoota Valley Mall has now become home to an ever-growing...
Mum Launches Private Investigation After Dad Denies Knowledge of Oil Marks In Bathroom Sink
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
A special investigation has been established by a Task Force staffed exclusively by Mum after mysterious oil stains appeared in the bathroom sink over...
