Investor Shock As Shortbread Sales Drop 86% In A Single Day
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
The shortbread industry is still reeling after a disastrous end to 2021.
"I just can’t explain it" said Kevin McMuffin from the Genuine Scottish Authentic...
Alf Stewart Confirmed As Patient Zero For Sydney Northern Beaches Outbreak
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Christmas plans hang in the balance around the nation today as the latest community to drop the spicy cough...
Best Economic Managers Hope To Force Banks To Invest In Dying Industries During Recession
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's greatest economic managers are hoping to force our banks to lend money to mining projects that the...
“He Must Be Gay,” Parents Say As Son Comes Home For Christmas Unaccompanied Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Parents of a Lake Betoota degenerate have welcomed him home for another celebration of some magic sky man's birth.
And...
Sky News Intern Found Dismembered In North Ryde Skip Bin After Pitching Story Critical Of PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In some horrible news out of North-West Sydney's Bible Belt today, a promising cadet journalist has been found murdered and chopped up...
PM Suggests Parents Get Their Little Bastards Australian Coal For Christmas This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison hasn't let this businesss with the Chinese get him down this Christmas break.
Rather than...
NT Police Chief Calls For Sympathy Towards Men Who Bash Kids To Make Up For Their Tiny Cocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Northern Territory’s top police officer said he would not “throw anyone under the bus” over a video that showed a police...
Chippy Hoping This Trade War Sorts Itself Out Before She Runs Out Of Chinesium Drill Bits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local carpenter admitted to The Advocate this afternoon that geo-politics isn't one of her strong suits.
Grace Howell...
Local Man Still Fuming After Mother-In-Law Suggests He’s Been In A Good Paddock
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Departing Adelaide for the Paris of Australia, Dennis Rollins said he loves coming to Melbourne this time of year.
Wife...
Santa’s Tell All: Why Stockbroker’s Kids Get Cooler Toys Than Houso Kids
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT
An ageing fat man with a predilection for sliding down chimneys in crimson garb and lavishing gifts on...
