Resident Cockroach Appalled By The Living Conditions In Local Share House
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"These people are animals," he said.
"I can't it any longer, I'm moving out."
Peter the Cockroach only moved into the...
Height Of Comedy: Office Manager Busts Out Of Men’s Room Wearing Santa Costume
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In a hilarious sequence of events, a man dressed as Santa has appeared in a Betoota Hills sales office yelling ho ho ho,...
Cash From Grandma Will Always Be Most Practical Gift Local Man Will Ever Receive
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There are many practical things Greg Toad would've liked to have received this morning from Santa.
Perhaps an electric toothbrush...
Love Actually Producer Buys 30th Home In The Bahamas
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Love Actually producer and guy who loves Christmas more than Jesus himself, Duncan Kenworthy, has today finalised a deal...
Designated Drivers Advised To Steer Clear Of Nan’s Rum Balls
Police have issued a warning to all designated drivers today: Stay away from Nan’s Rum Balls.
The warning comes after a spate of DUI’s across...
“Jeez, Party At Your Place Tonight?” Says Smart Arse In Bottle Shop
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A local half-wit has taken delight in poking fun at the amount of grog currently being purchased by the customer queued in front...
Report: Does Mum Have To Be Any Clearer About No Glass In The Pool?
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A recent report by the Australian Pool Safety association has delved into whether or not it has actually sunk in that a local...
Man Railroaded Into Complimenting Friend’s Weird-Looking Baby
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A French Quarter man has confided in The Advocate today about something that happened to him on the weekend...
Retail Employee Considering Life Of Poverty After Suffering Through Third Week Of Carols
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A young woman has revealed to The Advocate today that she is seriously contemplating whether it's all worth it.
The permanent part-time employee at a store...
Stomach Yet To Register The Non-Stop Consumption Of Cherries
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A recent study by the Australian Farmers Federation, in partnership with both the CSIRO and Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that...
