Report: Strata Committee Made Up Of Most Painful Humans In Society
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A recent report carried out by the Australian Decency Agency (ADA) has today released a one hundred per-cent accurate document pinpointing where in...
Kid Staying Up Past His Bedtime Tries To Evade Parents Notice By Sitting As Still As Humanly Possible
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As he sits quietly on the floor, local child Kyle Francis wonders if his parents have forgotten his presence.
It’s not often that he’s...
Deceased Pet’s Instagram Account Somehow Still Watching Local Woman’s Stories
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While scrolling through the viewers of her latest Instagram story, Tanya Nitschke noticed something quite peculiar about one of the viewers.
An account of...
Tinder Creep Forced To Describe Genitalia After Phone Camera Breaks
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Local Tinder creep Lindsey Simmons has been forced to resort to 19th century technology to perform his role as a habitual sender of...
Local Bloke Pretends He Isn’t Out Of His Depth By Dropping Occasional ‘Yeah 100%’ In Conversation
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Local bloke Matt Willis doesn’t know what the fuck determinism means, but he’s not about to admit it.
The tradie allegedly found himself...
Girlfriend Makes Thinly Veiled Threat That She’ll Shave Her Head Too If Boyfriend Does
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Jack Smithson (29) and his girlfriend Anna Holt (27) are about to get into a bit of a stink following an announcement from...
Upper-Middle-Class Dad Temporarily Adopts Ocker Slang While Talking To The Bloody Builder Mate
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Local man Tom Anderson isn’t exactly your true blue ocker Aussie, but that doesn’t seem to stop him from going full Alf Stewart...
Man Dies After Heimlich Manoeuvre Tutorial Preceded By Two Unskippable 15 Sec Ads
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A Betoota Heights local has allegedly died as a result of corporate greed today after his friend was unable to get him the...
Grown Man Admits To Online Poker
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An adult man has taken a stand against society today by admitting to something that would bring shame and embarrassment to any normal grown man.
While networking at...
Mysterious Monolith Sold For Scrap Minutes After Appearing In Penrith
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The mysterious monolith which has been popping up in random places all over the world has unexpectedly appeared in Penrith overnight, albeit...
