PM: “At Times Like This, Americans Should Be Inspired By Their Cricketing Heroes”
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The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has shared a statement on the storming of the US Capitol building by rioters...
Local Dad’s Immediate Need For A Pen Now A Life And Death Situation
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A Betoota Heights household is having their peaceful night disrupted after a random phone call has resulted in a late night goose chase....
‘Hahaha’ Gambles Man Nervously In Response To Sentence He Didn’t Quite Hear
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A local man has taken a gamble today after a discussion with a mutual friend resulted in some things getting lost in translation....
Woman Getting To The Age Where She Signs Community Petitions
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If there’s one sign, aside from crow’s feet and shocking hangovers, that lets you know you’re getting old, it’s actually giving a shit...
Mothers Group Sent Into Turmoil As New Mum Announces She Might Not Bother With Sleep Training
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A new mum has unwittingly committed a huge social faux pas, after casually announcing she plans to skip sleep training, it’s reported.
Natalie Pryor...
Man Lies And Says His Face Feel Much Softer After Girlfriend Talks Him Into Trying Sheet Mask
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Terrifying, wasteful and a straight out con is how an ageing Tom Donnelly (31) describes the stupid sheet masks his girlfriend buys in bulk from Betoota’s...
Convenience Store Owner Says This Tin Of Pineapple Slices From 2006 Is Still Good To Go
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Scenes of blatant disregard for the health and safety of a customer are unfolding in a family owned convenience store in Betoota Heights....
Local Woman Overcome With A Debilitating Cringe After Seeing Friend Comment On Celebrity’s Instagram
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Local woman Mia Thompson has had a bit of a shock today, after discovering that her friend Emma might not be as cool...
Local Bloke Incurs Girlfriends Wrath After Shaving Head Instead Of Controversial Moustache
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Local bloke Miles Erikson has been itching to sport a mo for years now.
Not because it suits him, or because he feels...
Local Dad A Little Too Excited By Samuel L. Jackson Cameo
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In the Thompson household, Friday nights are for one thing and one thing only - B grade action flicks. Not that anyone has...
