Canberra Reopens To Brisbane, In Case Anybody Cares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Chief Minister of the ACT and the person who gives him medical advice has declared the capital open...
Search Continues For People Who Feel Sorry University Sector Struggling Without International Students
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The search is continuing this morning for those in our fragile society that give a fuck about universities having...
Hollywood Comes Up With Funny Idea To Put The Rock And Kevin Hart In Same Movie Hehe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Here comes trouble!
Hollywood executives have decided to dish up some mismatched antics that will get the whole family laughing before anyone has said...
Joe The Cameraman Called Out Of Retirement To Take The Fall For Warnie’s Latest Gaffe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a sensational sporting comeback, a much loved Aussie figure is set to return to the limelight this weekend.
Following a big gaffe...
Albo Makes News
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Anthony Albanese has today shocked the country, and appeared in news coverage all across the country.
The sensational move comes after the Leader...
Report: Mate Most Intent On Playing Monopoly Usually The Worst To Play Monopoly With
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
One of the most popular board games is Monopoly, a real estate themed game that gives most Millenials their only chance to own...
Rehab Centre Now Offering Wiggles Detox For Toddlers
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Local parents are rejoicing today after news that regional drug rehabilitation and counselling service Betoota Pathways is now offering an inpatient program...
Palaszczuk Left Confused As Other States Keep Borders Open To Queenslanders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has revealed her confusion this morning as other state premiers around the country have politely...
Fiji Laughs At ‘Pathetic’ American Attempt At A Coup D’Éta
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Pacific powerhouse Fiji has reportedly laughed at American attempts to overthrow their government today, telling The Advocate that those...
America Contemplating Invading Itself After Attack On White House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some sensational news from the home of the brave and the land of the free, The United States is currently contemplating invading...
