Trade War Deepens As China Bans Export of Chinese Burns
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
School bullies and older siblings alike are facing a challenging start to the year as China bans the export of the popular...
“We Can’t Shoot Brumbies! It’s Our Heritage!” Says Inner-City Leftie Who’d Shoot Captain Cook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Shooting brumbies to death, according to one French Quarter resident, is inhumane and disgusting.
Fontaine Dauterive, of Rue De Arlen,...
Community Outrage As Developer Reveals Plan to Demolish Housing Estate To Build Farm
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Residents of Betoota’s historic Betoota Park housing estate are up in arms today after news that the entire region has been rezoned...
Cricket Australia Say Steve Smith Will Be Reprogrammed To Not Walk On Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the nation's favourite sons will be reprogrammed today to not walk on the pitch when he's not...
McGowan Shares Secret To Crushing Spicy Cough: “First, Be The Most Isolated City On Earth.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
If NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian wanted some tips on destroying the pangolin's wrath, she should look no further than...
PM Faces Criticism For Not Cutting Holiday Short As McCormack Fire Rages Out Of Control
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Minister is facing criticism today for not cutting his family holiday short as Canberra grapples with an...
McCormack Doubles Down And Compares High School Climate Protests To Capitol Hill Insurrection
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Acting Prime Minister has today done his best to replicate the bumbling efforts of the man he's filling in for.
This comes...
Bloke Who Yells At The Sky Re-Emerges As Most Competent Person To Lead Nationals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has reemerged as the most competent person to lead the National Party...
Sus Bloke Who Blocked Release Of Documents About His Overseas Trips Accuses Twitter Of Censorship
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of the sussest blokes in Australian parliament has today continued to attack Twitter for 'censorship.'
George Christensen has slammed the private media...
Office Pom Who’s Been Here For 20 Years Asked If He’s Thankful To Be Here And Not In London
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A token office Pom revealed to The Advocate today that for the past year, he's been asked by locals...
