Monster Swell Off Gold Coast Results In Outbreak Of Gastro Through Region’s Roofing Industry
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As the city of Melbourne rapidly tries to get on top of a spicy cough cluster in it's north, another major medical outbreak...
Melbourne Man Informs His Mates That Monday Night Blowout Is On
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"Get down here, now!"
That's the message that's just been sent out to 10-15 select men and women in the greater Melbourne area this...
Local Boomer Doesn’t Want The Shitty Blood Clot Jab, They Want The Good One That Scotty Had
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Someone who's paid taxes their whole life has rejected the government's plan to give him the death jab, as...
Chairman Mark McMaoan Races Jacinda Ardern To Be First To Close Border To Victorians
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The Chairman of the People's Republic Of Western Australia has thrown the gauntlet down to his New Zealand counterpart...
Boomer Journo Pens Unbiased Opinion Piece On All This Cryptocurrency Stuff That Terrifies Him
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A local multi-property owning older Australian has today dealt the world of digital currency a damning blow.
Writing in our town's very own...
Clive Palmer Is Stuck In An Empty Pool And He Can’t Get Out
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Larger-than-life Queenslander and mining magnate Clive Palmer is stuck in an olympic-size swimming pool and he's having difficulty getting out...
Man Avoids Unnecessary Human Interaction By Pretending To Be On The Phone
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Dennis Acton was strolling through Machattie Park in leafy Betoota Heights yesterday afternoon to the local Thomas Dux greengrocer on Colston Road when...
Suburban Motorist Shows Working Class Solidarity By Giving Two-Finger-Wave To Stop Go Man
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Local motorist, Josh Croucher (34) is high on life after today's interaction with a traffic controller, who was directing...
Report: Pushing Drunk Mate Into Somebody’s Nice Hedge Is Always Hilarious
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the height of one-off, situational drunken comedy comes from shoulder charging a friend...
Local Woman Reaches Pivotal Point In Adulthood Where She Actually Enjoys Going To Pillow Talk
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Local woman, Alyssa Thompson is now at the pivotal age where finds herself going to bars less and enjoying the comforts of nesting...
