Local Woman Wishes Her Sexy Flu Voice Could Have Stuck Around For The Weekend
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As she snorts and sniffles into a tissue, local woman Lisa Raynor thinks back to simpler times when she could breathe through her...
Report: Country Pubs Not Named The Royal Or The Courthouse Actually Just Wine Bars
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A recent report by the Australian Hoteliers Association has found that any pub in a town with a population below 20,000 needs to...
Man Plans To Push The Boat Out And Perhaps Also Let Some Dogs Out Tonight In Case Spicy Cough Spreads North
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As the almighty sky pangolin has not yet finished exacting it's revenge upon this god-forsaken island, one local man...
Local Child Sinks Into Car Seat After Failing To Alert Mum Of Any Upcoming Servo Stations
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Local child Jessie Manners had one job.
One job and she fucked it.
It’s said the ten-year-old has been enjoying a day trip out with...
Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella
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Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he debriefs a colleague about quite possibly the...
Prahahn Wet Market Ruled Out As Source For Melbourne’s Seventeenth Outbreak
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Despite fearing it would be the case, some good news for the Melbournese this afternoon as their beloved Prahahn...
Dan Andrews Forced To Return To Work Early After AFL Plans To Go Ahead With Crowds This Weekend
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Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is set to return to work early today after learning the AFL is going to...
Queensland Energy Grid Crippled By Unreliable Coal Power Plant
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The denizens of our state's south east corner have been plunged into darkness this evening after an unreliable coal...
ATO Announce Annual Crackdown On Low-Income Earners Claiming Dubious Laundry Expenses
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The good patriots at the Australian Tax Office have warned low-income earners not to make mistakes or worse, be...
Coffs Harbour Bloke In Big Smoke Yet To Visit A Pub That Truly Scares Him Like Down Home
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Local Coffs export, Hughie Moey (27) says living on Brisbane's Southside can be a bit jumpy at times, but it really is a...
