Joe Rogan Fan Says Fuck Neil Young… Sweet Caroline Is Overrated Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Joe Rogan fan has today announced that he reckons that old coot can get fucked because Sweet Caroline...
Scomo Picks Up His Battered Copy Of ‘The Game’ In Effort To Appeal To Women Come Election Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime minister Scott Morrison is alleged to have sifted through his bottom drawer for his copy of The Game,...
Unknown Indie Band From Fitzroy Announce They Too Will Be Taking Their 5 Track EP Off Spotify
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn indie band from Fitzroy have today announced that they too, will be removing their tracks off Spotify, after...
Phone That Previously Survived A Two Storey Fall Shattered After Being Awkwardly Sat On
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT
A woman’s iPhone has today been irreparably damaged, despite having had much worse done to it in the past.
It’s alleged Shonna Porter...
Hungover Anxious Woman Investigates Every Bite Of Cooked Chicken Tendies For Any Tinges Of Pink
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT
Though local woman tells herself she'll stop going on benders, by the end of the work week, her brain is well and...
Scotty Welcomes Photo Opportunity With Australians Who Physically Can’t Be Seen Glaring
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Scott Morrison’s social media team has pivoted with a refreshed marketing strategy this weekend, outlining plans to only have the Prime...
Report: Lunar New Year Confirms This Is Not Year Of The RAT
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Across the nation, Asian and non-Asian Australians alike are celebrating the 2022 Lunar New Year (LNY) which is the year of the Tiger...
And Just Like That, Local Millennial Realises She Is In No Way Interested In The Dramas Of Middle Aged New Yorkers
Since spying an episode one late Wednesday night when she was fifteen, local woman Abbey Halloran has been a die-hard Sex and The City...
Entire Carriage Looks To Boomer Passenger To Sort Out The Teenagers Blaring Drill Music Through A Bluetooth Speaker
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A train carriage has yet again been held hostage by an eshay blaring music, causing passengers to look at each other with...
Neil Young Fan Says Vinyls Are Way Fucken Better Anyway
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactBetoota Neil Young fan Lauren Moore is handling the exodus of the folk icon's discography from streaming app Spotify...
